I haven’t written a line of code in 2 months and it’s killing me…
- Larry Githaiga
- May 15, 2016
- 1 min read
The diary of a code addict
Perhaps these are all withdrawal symptoms. First, the shivers at night, then nightmares of mindless code, compiling and cross-compiling. And its gotten worse of late; I don’t need to sleep to see them.
I’ve become hyper-analytical. Asking the question “How?” over and over again. I caught myself taking my phone apart, just before I pulled out that last screw, I stopped. Now my Xbox is looking like fair game, or did i open that up too? I’m not too sure
Last night, I ended a sentence with a semicolon.
My fingers are twitching every time i get close to a keyboard. Keyboard? What’s that? Don’t I mean the Holy Input Portal?
Someone made a stupid programming joke today. I laughed. Something is definitely wrong with me.
Word associations. Function is not purpose. A function is a method for execution. Oh Shit, I’m losing it!!
I opened a word editor today. I couldn’t understand why it wasn’t executing when I pressed F5 ( Yes, I use a PC you damned Hipsters!! )
Hmmmm… If I watch a video of code being written and I feel good, is that code porn #philosophy #SleepyThoughts #hashtag #meta (#HalfOfYouWontGetTheJoke…. Fine, no more hashtags)
I made a stupid programming joke today. People laughed. Oh God, somebody stop this.
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